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The Amazing Spicy Radioactive Big-Goji
Radioactivegojiburger
Used by
Everyone
Allies
Those who DO like Goji-Hut TM
Enemies
Those who do not like Goji-Hut TM
Species
Unknown
Age
Unknown
Height
5m
Length
10m
Faction
Food
Category
Food

The Big-Goji is the staple dish of the Goji-Hut TM fast food chain designed for large (atleast 50 meter) kaiju consumption only.


Taste

The taste of a Big-Goji is described as incredibly succulent and spicy, the EXTREME edition even burning the tongue of fire-affiliated Gojis. It's meat bun is seasoned with mostly placid seasons like garlic salt and season salt, as is the whale meat, but the mutant pig bacon and the cheese are known to have twice the space of a California Reaper pepper by themselves. Mixed with the other materials, this makes a savory but incredulously spicy dish.

Popularity

Though relatively recent, the Big-Goji became incredibly popular within days of the restaurant opening. The large kaiju community was finally satisfied that a burger was made that they could eat on a plate, not finger food the Peanut Butter and Happysticks were considered to be. Their popularity skyrocketed and to this day stays consistent with the popularity of Happysticks and Peanut Butter.

Trivia

  • The Big-Goji was named "the number one burger in the world" by the famous newspaper "The Gyaosan" only two days after Goji-Hut TM was opened.
  • Goji-Hut TM is currently the number three fast food chain, second only to McDonalds in second and Wendy's in first.
  • There was a scandal only three days after Goji-Hut TM was opened, when PETA said that the devouring of mutant pigs was animal abuse. They were promptly shut up when the founder, Professor N. God, used his own custom STFUPeta-type-ROFLcopter to promptly blow up PETA headquarters. The government did not cast a court martial on Professor N. God, saying "Peta had it coming" [1].

Footnotes

[1]. "The Gyaosan", July 10, 2014, "PETA headquarters blown up by Goji-Hut TM founder, No Charges Made"

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